Taco Time!

You can call me Taco, or David. Whichever. I'm the whitest guy you'll ever meet. A typical nerd, and a decent gamer. I like movies, video games, sex, my son and my wife. I typically look for decent people to talk to.
falloutpsycho:

Jericho and I woke up early, leaving Galaxy News Radio as soon as possible. I was eager to get to Rivet City and find this Dr. Li. She would surely know more about dad’s whereabouts.
"It should take us about a day and a half to get to Rivet City." Jericho said. "Assuming we don’t run into trouble." He added.
"Well trouble is pretty much guaranteed." I replied. "How are we looking on supplies?"
"We have five water bottles, a few cans of beans, plenty of stimpacks. We’re looking pretty good."
"Solid. Toss me some jet, will ya?"
"We’re out of jet."
"Huh? Out?"
"Yep, completely gone."
"Check the side pocket of the pack."
He turned it inside out, proving we were truly out. 
"There’s no way I’m traveling into the city without some jet. I’m already feeling shaky as it is." I said.
"We might as well head to Megaton. You can see a doctor while we’re there, and restock on supplies."
"Doctor? What do I need to see a doctor for?"
"Are you fucking kidding me? You can’t even function without jet at this point, you need to get professional help."
"I don’t need jet to function, I just have to wean myself off it. Seriously, if we can just get a little bit more I’ll be fine."
"Now you’re really starting to sound like an addict." He said.
"Fuck you man, we’re heading to Megaton, but only for supplies and to get some jet."
"Whatever you say boss. Let’s get moving then."
It took us until about noon to make our way out of the city and across the Potomac. It wasn’t a particularly warm day, but I was sweating from head to toe.
"Let’s stop here for a minute, I just need to catch my breath." I said.
"The symptoms are only going to get worse until we get you help. The longer you go without medical attention, the weaker you’re gonna be."
"How much further is it?"
"Another hour, I’d say. Maybe less if we keep the pace up."
I tried to speak but I just vomited instead. “Water. I need water.”
"Admit it, you need to see a doctor. You can’t keep on doing this to yourself. It’s slowing us down."
"Whatever. Let’s just get back and get this over with."
We continued back to Megaton and I headed straight for the clinic, while Jericho headed to Craterside supply. I was met by a grumpy old man named Doctor Church, who agreed to help me.
"You did too much jet and now you’re addicted? Oh man you must need immediate medical attention! I’ll be sure to help you right away. Oh wait, there’s someone who drank too much irradiated water and hasn’t stopped shitting liquid for the past twenty-four hours. Get in line." 
I waited for at least two hours before finally being seen by the doctor. After handing him the caps, he injected some shit into my arm and then said I was free to go.
"That’s it? I waited two hours for that?" I said.
"You weren’t in immediate danger. I took care of the people who needed it first."
I glared at him and then headed out, meeting Jericho at the Brass Lantern. It was getting dark out when I took a seat next to him at the bar. 
"Squirrel stick?" Jericho mumbled through a full mouth.
"I think I’ll go with iguana today. I’ve had enough squirrel for one week."
"Shit, look who’s coming. Psycho bitch at six o’clock."
I turned to see Moira heading straight for the bar, a smile on her face. It looked like she was walking straight to us. Why the fuck is she smiling at me? I thought she hated me?
"Hey you!" She said in her usual, overly pleasant tone of voice.
"Here we go." I muttered under my breath.
"I was worried something might have happened to you, I haven’t seen you in a while!"
"Well here I am. Yep, I’m absolutely fi-"
"I wasn’t talking to you!" She said angrily, as she sat next to Jericho at the bar.
"You talking to me?" Jericho said, confused.
"Of course I am silly! Who else would I want to talk to at this bar? You’re the only real man in Megaton.” She said, staring directly into my eyes.
Jericho looked at me and scratched his head, unsure of what to say. I ordered two more drinks to break the awkward silence.
"Jericho, I was wondering if you could help me out. I have some heavy equipment up in my shop that I need help moving. I could use a big, strong man. You can tell me all about your latest adventure too.”
"Oh for fuck’s sake, Moira." I said. "Are you really trying to make me jealous right now?" Because it’s starting to work, I thought to myself.
"So what do you say?" She said, completely ignoring my outburst.
"Uhhh…" Jericho replied.
"It will only take a second." She said, grabbing his hand and leading him away from the bar.
I watched her drag him along until they were both out of sight. Fuck her, I thought to myself. “Another drink over here!”
An hour and a few drinks later, I was feeling good and buzzed. I walked up to Craterside Supply and opened the door not-so-gently.
"I swear, he hasn’t mentioned you." I could hear Jericho saying. "Now please, I have to go bed. I have a long day ahead of me." He walked down the stairs and stopped at the door when he saw me. "She’s all yours now, kid."
I continued up the stairs, finding Moira leaning over a railing.
"What are you doing here?” She demanded.
"What the fuck kind of games are you trying to play with me?" I retorted.
"You’re the one playing games! You just wanted to fuck me. You didn’t actually give a shit about me."
"You wanted to fuck me just as much as I wanted to fuck you. It was mutually beneficial."
"Don’t be so fucking logical all the time! I wouldn’t expect you to understand what feelings are."
"You’re acting like a crazy bitch."
"CRAZY!? You want to see crazy!?" Moira yelled, slapping me hard in the face.
I grabbed her neck with one hand and shoved her up against a wall. “Two can play at this.” I said through clenched teeth.
"Oh fuck." She moaned. I was pleasantly surprised when she grabbed my cock through my pants. "Choke me harder." She begged. "I promise I’ll be a good girl."
I was thoroughly confused, but I just went along with it. She grabbed my free hand and put my fingers in her mouth, while she continued stroking me. She truly is crazy, I thought to myself.
I took my hand off her neck so I could rip her clothes off, and she continued to jerk me off, stopping for a second to lube her hand up with some spit.
"I want you to fuck me now." She said, turning around to lean over the railing. Her ass looked so perfect, and her pussy was already dripping wet.
I walked up behind her and grabbed her hair, pulling her head back.
"I’ll fuck you when I’m good and ready." I whispered in her ear as she let out a soft moan. "Now get on your fucking knees and suck."
Moira did as I commanded and pleasured me with her mouth. She started slow, licking the base of my shaft and going all the way to the tip. 
"That’s it, good girl. If you do a good job, I’ll let you fuck me."
She wrapped her mouth tightly around me, bobbing her head in and out. I watched as her hand wandered down to her pussy and she began to rub gently, in a circular motion.
Just when I thought I was going to burst, she stopped to catch her breath. “I can’t take it any longer! I need your cock inside me!”
I picker her up off the ground and placed her gently on top of my dick. She wrapped her legs around me and began to tighten them more and more as I fucked her harder. 
"Don’t stop." She whispered, softly at first. "Don’t fucking stop!" 
Every part of her body tightened up and  her eyes rolled into the back of her head as she came. If she didn’t stop soon, I was gonna blow my load.
"Fuck! I’m gonna cum!" I said.
She hopped off my dick and began stroking me, hard and fast.
"Yes! Cum for me! I need you to blow your load all over me!"
It was too much. I couldn’t hold off any longer. I covered her face with my seed, and fell into the nearest chair, exhausted. After she cleaned her face off, she came over and sat in my lap, kissing my neck and running her hands up and down my chest.
"I really needed that." She said. "Let me stay with you tonight."
"You can stay with me, but you have to promise not to keep me up all night. I have a long day ahead of me tomorrow.”
"Don’t worry, by the time I’m done with you, you’ll be so exhausted that you’ll fall right asleep."

falloutpsycho:

Jericho and I woke up early, leaving Galaxy News Radio as soon as possible. I was eager to get to Rivet City and find this Dr. Li. She would surely know more about dad’s whereabouts.

"It should take us about a day and a half to get to Rivet City." Jericho said. "Assuming we don’t run into trouble." He added.

"Well trouble is pretty much guaranteed." I replied. "How are we looking on supplies?"

"We have five water bottles, a few cans of beans, plenty of stimpacks. We’re looking pretty good."

"Solid. Toss me some jet, will ya?"

"We’re out of jet."

"Huh? Out?"

"Yep, completely gone."

"Check the side pocket of the pack."

He turned it inside out, proving we were truly out. 

"There’s no way I’m traveling into the city without some jet. I’m already feeling shaky as it is." I said.

"We might as well head to Megaton. You can see a doctor while we’re there, and restock on supplies."

"Doctor? What do I need to see a doctor for?"

"Are you fucking kidding me? You can’t even function without jet at this point, you need to get professional help."

"I don’t need jet to function, I just have to wean myself off it. Seriously, if we can just get a little bit more I’ll be fine."

"Now you’re really starting to sound like an addict." He said.

"Fuck you man, we’re heading to Megaton, but only for supplies and to get some jet."

"Whatever you say boss. Let’s get moving then."

It took us until about noon to make our way out of the city and across the Potomac. It wasn’t a particularly warm day, but I was sweating from head to toe.

"Let’s stop here for a minute, I just need to catch my breath." I said.

"The symptoms are only going to get worse until we get you help. The longer you go without medical attention, the weaker you’re gonna be."

"How much further is it?"

"Another hour, I’d say. Maybe less if we keep the pace up."

I tried to speak but I just vomited instead. “Water. I need water.”

"Admit it, you need to see a doctor. You can’t keep on doing this to yourself. It’s slowing us down."

"Whatever. Let’s just get back and get this over with."

We continued back to Megaton and I headed straight for the clinic, while Jericho headed to Craterside supply. I was met by a grumpy old man named Doctor Church, who agreed to help me.

"You did too much jet and now you’re addicted? Oh man you must need immediate medical attention! I’ll be sure to help you right away. Oh wait, there’s someone who drank too much irradiated water and hasn’t stopped shitting liquid for the past twenty-four hours. Get in line." 

I waited for at least two hours before finally being seen by the doctor. After handing him the caps, he injected some shit into my arm and then said I was free to go.

"That’s it? I waited two hours for that?" I said.

"You weren’t in immediate danger. I took care of the people who needed it first."

I glared at him and then headed out, meeting Jericho at the Brass Lantern. It was getting dark out when I took a seat next to him at the bar. 

"Squirrel stick?" Jericho mumbled through a full mouth.

"I think I’ll go with iguana today. I’ve had enough squirrel for one week."

"Shit, look who’s coming. Psycho bitch at six o’clock."

I turned to see Moira heading straight for the bar, a smile on her face. It looked like she was walking straight to us. Why the fuck is she smiling at me? I thought she hated me?

"Hey you!" She said in her usual, overly pleasant tone of voice.

"Here we go." I muttered under my breath.

"I was worried something might have happened to you, I haven’t seen you in a while!"

"Well here I am. Yep, I’m absolutely fi-"

"I wasn’t talking to you!" She said angrily, as she sat next to Jericho at the bar.

"You talking to me?" Jericho said, confused.

"Of course I am silly! Who else would I want to talk to at this bar? You’re the only real man in Megaton.” She said, staring directly into my eyes.

Jericho looked at me and scratched his head, unsure of what to say. I ordered two more drinks to break the awkward silence.

"Jericho, I was wondering if you could help me out. I have some heavy equipment up in my shop that I need help moving. I could use a big, strong man. You can tell me all about your latest adventure too.”

"Oh for fuck’s sake, Moira." I said. "Are you really trying to make me jealous right now?" Because it’s starting to work, I thought to myself.

"So what do you say?" She said, completely ignoring my outburst.

"Uhhh…" Jericho replied.

"It will only take a second." She said, grabbing his hand and leading him away from the bar.

I watched her drag him along until they were both out of sight. Fuck her, I thought to myself. “Another drink over here!”

An hour and a few drinks later, I was feeling good and buzzed. I walked up to Craterside Supply and opened the door not-so-gently.

"I swear, he hasn’t mentioned you." I could hear Jericho saying. "Now please, I have to go bed. I have a long day ahead of me." He walked down the stairs and stopped at the door when he saw me. "She’s all yours now, kid."

I continued up the stairs, finding Moira leaning over a railing.

"What are you doing here?” She demanded.

"What the fuck kind of games are you trying to play with me?" I retorted.

"You’re the one playing games! You just wanted to fuck me. You didn’t actually give a shit about me."

"You wanted to fuck me just as much as I wanted to fuck you. It was mutually beneficial."

"Don’t be so fucking logical all the time! I wouldn’t expect you to understand what feelings are."

"You’re acting like a crazy bitch."

"CRAZY!? You want to see crazy!?" Moira yelled, slapping me hard in the face.

I grabbed her neck with one hand and shoved her up against a wall. “Two can play at this.” I said through clenched teeth.

"Oh fuck." She moaned. I was pleasantly surprised when she grabbed my cock through my pants. "Choke me harder." She begged. "I promise I’ll be a good girl."

I was thoroughly confused, but I just went along with it. She grabbed my free hand and put my fingers in her mouth, while she continued stroking me. She truly is crazy, I thought to myself.

I took my hand off her neck so I could rip her clothes off, and she continued to jerk me off, stopping for a second to lube her hand up with some spit.

"I want you to fuck me now." She said, turning around to lean over the railing. Her ass looked so perfect, and her pussy was already dripping wet.

I walked up behind her and grabbed her hair, pulling her head back.

"I’ll fuck you when I’m good and ready." I whispered in her ear as she let out a soft moan. "Now get on your fucking knees and suck."

Moira did as I commanded and pleasured me with her mouth. She started slow, licking the base of my shaft and going all the way to the tip. 

"That’s it, good girl. If you do a good job, I’ll let you fuck me."

She wrapped her mouth tightly around me, bobbing her head in and out. I watched as her hand wandered down to her pussy and she began to rub gently, in a circular motion.

Just when I thought I was going to burst, she stopped to catch her breath. “I can’t take it any longer! I need your cock inside me!”

I picker her up off the ground and placed her gently on top of my dick. She wrapped her legs around me and began to tighten them more and more as I fucked her harder. 

"Don’t stop." She whispered, softly at first. "Don’t fucking stop!" 

Every part of her body tightened up and  her eyes rolled into the back of her head as she came. If she didn’t stop soon, I was gonna blow my load.

"Fuck! I’m gonna cum!" I said.

She hopped off my dick and began stroking me, hard and fast.

"Yes! Cum for me! I need you to blow your load all over me!"

It was too much. I couldn’t hold off any longer. I covered her face with my seed, and fell into the nearest chair, exhausted. After she cleaned her face off, she came over and sat in my lap, kissing my neck and running her hands up and down my chest.

"I really needed that." She said. "Let me stay with you tonight."

"You can stay with me, but you have to promise not to keep me up all night. I have a long day ahead of me tomorrow.”

"Don’t worry, by the time I’m done with you, you’ll be so exhausted that you’ll fall right asleep."

fandom-drifter:

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Ok I love this. As a mother people seriously DO NOT understand HOW hard it is. There are NO breaks, NO pay, and your bosses scream in your face, and puke & poo on you constantly. & that bitch laughing at the end… Don’t fucking laugh.. it’s the truth.

Mother this and mother that. Where’s the love for the dads? There isn’t any. Why? Because if you’re a guy, stay at home and do the family stuff, you’re labeled a lazy ass.

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aginggothmom:

Emperor Palpatine joined us for dinner this evening. The force was not strong in his fish sticks. #starwars #geek #nerd #parenting

aginggothmom:

Emperor Palpatine joined us for dinner this evening. The force was not strong in his fish sticks. #starwars #geek #nerd #parenting

My secret to beating the heat?  Sweating my damn balls off!  (at King Street Mobile Home Park)

My secret to beating the heat? Sweating my damn balls off! (at King Street Mobile Home Park)

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fionaistheoddoneout:

Seriously people. It’s not that hard to be nice. It’s not that hard to be polite.
Don’t be manipulative towards your customer service person, they are just doing their job. Don’t belittle them either, just because you think you are better than them. Because you’re not, they just aren’t in a…

katiebeckner:

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I was so proud of my Lara this weekend. She is my absolute favorite character from anything and my favorite to cosplay. Pax ruled so hard. Check out and “like” my facebook page to see all the pictures!! ^.^

katiebeckner:

FACEBOOK.COM/KATIEBCOSPLAY

I was so proud of my Lara this weekend. She is my absolute favorite character from anything and my favorite to cosplay. Pax ruled so hard. Check out and “like” my facebook page to see all the pictures!! ^.^

corpseb0y:

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